Why Time is Just a Suggestion

Summary: Time is weird and we are all just confused monkeys with watches.

Imagine you are waiting for a microwave. One minute feels like an eternity. Now imagine you are scrolling through memes. One hour feels like a second. This is what scientists call 'The Noodle Effect' (I made that up).

Basically, your brain is a terrible accountant. It loses track of the minutes whenever something interesting happens.